Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

For the Starving Writers out there:

For the Diet Coke, Diet Dr. Pepper, Diet Cherry Coke, Diet Pepsi, and Coke Zero Addicts:
"My name is Penny and I'm a Cherry Coke Zero Addict."
"Hiiiii Penny." :)

For the Bakers/cupcake lovers like me:

For the dieters that would give up protein for icing as long as the calorie/fat count is the same:

For people like me who say, "You don't want to see me before I have my soda in the morning!" instead of Coffee:

For the Honey Nut Cheerio lovers like me who risk risk it all for the little...deceptively NON nutritional cereal bits:

For the people who go to carnivals for cotton candy, enormous lollipops, and the ferris wheel:

For those of us jipped on Halloween(We DON'T have to take this!!!):

Comics via the eternal Natalie Dee