"The first record I ever bought was 'Ace of Base'. I snuck the tape into my mondo religious household, and listened to it till the rewind button broke . My mother turned me over to the county when I was 12- not for being a base head- but for being a bad seed. Anyways, 13 years went by, then Katy Perry showed up. I threw away the 'Ace of Base', and I became the well adjusted person I am today."
I got my new Katy Perry 'Teenage Dream' album today!! The packaging even smells like cotton candy!!! There is a Santa Claus!