Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Tom Cruise's Twin Found!

Kelly Bensimon from 'The Real Housewives of New York' on Bravo REALLY bothers me! Why?!
1) She talks like Tom Cruise on his crazy Scientology video and never really makes much sense.They both talk forever yet say NOTHING!
2) She's enormous.

If you watched even half of this, you no doubt heard the part where she said her book on American Fashion was written entirely on her Blackberry that can only take 40-50 words...so there weren't a lot of "words" in the book...
Those pesky "words" in books! They just get in the way!!

But- I don't think Kelly and Tom's biggest problems are talking related--It's probably the withdrawl they get from the psychotropic drugs they're being fed.
Shutty, Kelly and Tom! Just SHUTTY!!!!

7 comments:

beth said...

Staaaaaaaaaaap, Penny, staaaaaaaap! I hate that woman SO MUCH. I wanted to crawl in the TV during the Bethenny arguments and just slap her around. She sucks intelligence away from everyone around her!

Elizabeth Marie said...

I usually try to be friendly...but I want to punch her in the baby maker.


Kisses sugar. XO

Jessica said...

Never heard of her. Good thing I guess. LOL

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

The EXACT reason why I don't watch shows like that--there are enough annoying people in REAL LIFE!!!

Sweetnothin' said...

very good analysis... i watched it too but dont remember a thing cos I slept through it

Princess Kaylynn said...

I had to stop watching after 2 minutes it was getting too painful...it felt like the intelligence was being sucked from my brain. And holy cow, that woman has the biggest mouth I have ever seen! I guess it's so big from all the BS that comes out of it...hehe

drollgirl said...

SHUTTY?!?!? HAHAHHA!!! shutty is right!