Jim The Gun Salesman: [persuading her not to buy a large gun and bullet to shoot a mockingbird] Well for one, there's the book, "To Kill A Mockingbird"... Kit: Oh... A copy that, too, right here!
Kit: Shut up, you whore! Paula: [sipping champagne] Oh I'm sorry, was I sipping too loudly for you?
Kit: No, you were not sipping too loudly. It's that goddamn bird outside my goddamn window!
Paula: Oh.
Kit: What the hell kind of devil bird chirps at night?
Kit: Yeah, everyone from work went to T.G.I. Friday's, but I don't really like that place. Or anyone I work with. 
Kit: Hey, Paula. Good news. It's Champagne Thursday. Paula: It's Friday.
Kit: Uh, yeah, Thursday came twice this week.
Paula: For the third straight week.
Buddy: You sit on a throne of lies. .jpg)
Kit: [finding out that Paula has set her up with Ace] No. Paula: It's just coffee. You don't have to marry him.
Kit: First of all, that's the geeky computer guy. It's bad enough I have to go out with a loser who still lives with his mom, but you led me to believe that it was the handsome minimum-wage slacker.
Deception's a poison. It’s like margarine.
Buddy: We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
Buddy: What's a Christmas Gram? I want one!
Buddy: [out of breath from chasing Michael] Wow, you're fast. I'm glad I caught up to you. I waited 5 hours for you. Why is your coat so big? So, good news - I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog? You probably have. How was school? Was it fun? Did you get a lot of homework? Huh? Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend? Does he have a big coat, too?...I really luv Zooey Deschanel! She's my favorite actress! Querky-Funny-Deep-Cute!
"Sweet Ballad" music video by MUNCHAUSEN BY PROXY
YOU'll Fall for Zooey and Will Ferrell in 'Elf'!!!
In 'Failure To Launch'
Zooey singing in 'She and Him' - "You Really Got a Hold On Me"
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She is really funny in 'Failure to Launch'!
Buddy the Elf, What's your favorite color?!
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