Sunday, February 15, 2009

Headline News: Cupcake Invasion - Death Tolls Rise!

8:30 pm: Breaking News:
As most of you now know, just a few hours ago, Cupcakes started a full scale invasion of our world! They are now in power over most major port cities around the globe.
Only by aligning ourselves with them can we stand any chance of survival as a race.

8:45 pm: This Just In:
A few of the cupcakes have formed a small pocket of resistance to the other "radical cupcakes". These peace-loving cupcakes wish for nothing but love and harmony- We call them the 'Hippy-Cakes'.
We've received word that a mass Cupcake Suicide has been planned for the members of the 'Hippy-Cakes' who are protesting the increasing Cupcakes violence worldwide between the 'Radical' Cupcakes and the human populations.

9:00pm:Update-Hope on the Horizon:
We've received the 'Hippy-Cakes' demands-
They want humans to make the perfect cupcakes for the 'Cupcake Bar' being held in Texas to demonstrate a commitment to unity-OR-they will commit suicide using nuclear weapons and take many human lives with them.

We have not yet heard a rebuttal from the president, or the occupying 'Radical Cupcake' heads.
We will have more within the hour, but until then...Remember the immortal words of The President from 'Independence Day', "

"Mankind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today.

We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.We will be united in our common interests."We will not go quietly into the night!

We will not vanish without a fight!

We'regoing to live on!

We're going to survive!"

May God be with us all!

Which of these should I do?!
OPTION 1: Sprinkles Cupcakes mix(from Williams Sonoma) used to do make cupcakes(chocolate of Vanilla).
OH! Sprinkles is opening a HOUSTON LOCATION in Summer 2009!

A thick icing put on with a large opening tip in a swirl pattern.

A small, molded chocolate musical note topper(He's a music teacher!) - like this one
OPTION 2: 'Hostess' Cupcakes Lookalikes
Chocolate cupcakes with a cream filling.


Anonymous said...

Go for the Sprinkles ones! I don't want the Radicals to win!

RachelC said...

Hostess! The world needs them!