Should I stop myself from putting butter in her Jamba Juice?!

Soooo...One of my BESTEST friends EVER-Brittany- is also a model.
She showed me some of her new pics today, and here's our exact conversation.
Brit: "Do you like them?"
Penny: *moment of silence* "You're not allowed to walk next to me from now on. I want you at least 5 feet behind me. Fifty would be even better."
Brit: *giggle*
Penny: "Back it up, biatch!!!"

So Dita Von Teese! :)

...I dunno if that ref uniform is regulation length.
How can movie stars see through the shades they wear at night? Wouldn't that just make it go from dark to HELLA dark?!

PIRATE!! UMBRELLA!!

...maybe there's a way I could lock her up beneath the stairs like in 'Harry Potter' and only feed her brownies...
Yes- Her skin complexion in real life is really this good!

God is so cruel to me! :)

That guitar is gonna get rained on...Or, as my mom would say, "Storm's a brewin!"
That's MY skirt!! I know...She'd better remember this and pay me back one day by supporting me in the way I've become accustomed! I mean, I gave her the skirt! I practically INVENTED her! :)

You can see more pics of her on my youtube channel.
.........I'm gonna go get on the treadmill.