My Daddzo is Dat Man, and pretty much a big deal.
"FEAR NOT, good citizens!
Dat Man is here to protect the innocent and keep peace among men and Crawfish alike. I fight crime and Gators in Louisiana with a Po-Boy in one hand and a Gator tooth in the other...unless there's a free sample booth at the Praline Shop. At that point, you're on your own. Those magical morsels are Dat Man Kryptonite.