Don't ALL writers produce at least one manuscript like this at some point in their career?!

Clip SAFE for kittles-only thing scary is the music.

Is it really so crazy?! ...and does this mean the time I recorded every word I heard while hiding in the broom closet at school and then distributing it in bound form to everyone under the title 'The Closet Diaries' is crazy too?! ...cuz I just don't see it... I just don't see it.

The Closet Diaries

"I hate math." "You threatening me?" "The abortion went well." "I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!" "So, what do we do now?" "We could hug?" "You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus." "I'm so scared right now. I'm just gonna to do what's sensible, I'm gonna file for unemployment. Then I'm gonna try to get a job at Enterprise Rent-A-Car, because they got an excellent corporate structure and they... *they* give *you* the tools to be your own boss." " I'm not gonna call him Dad! Well I'm not going to, *ever*! Even if there's a fire!"