Friday, October 30, 2009

Twas the night before the Slut-pocolypse...

For those of you who don't know-The "Slut-pocolypse" -or "Slutoween"-is Halloween-Only the new label acknowledges the fact that 80% of the women that will be out on Saturday are going to be dressed like themed strippers...but-nothin wrong with that! Jasmine was a stripper for a while in LA...it's a great gateway job to acting. She's a modern day Lassie!-only cuter! Academy Awards, here we come! :)
Now- REMEMBER, kiddos--You need a PILLOW CASE for your candy so you can milk the trick or treating for all it's got! NO wimpy plastic pumpkins! Free candy deserves to be taken seriously!Jasmine will be in a revealing bumble bee costume-That slut! :)
and-Yes! She DID chew off her own antenna.
What are YOU going to be for Halloween?!

11 comments:

katrina said...

great great great post; cute cat!:D


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katrina

T. Anne said...

Gosh, I have to laugh everytime I look at halloween catalogs. It's the "sassy snow white", The "sassy" this or that. It's so funny I wish i could wear them all everyday!

Dutch donut girl said...

We don't really celebrate Halloween over here. But if we did, I would dress up like Lady GaGa, wearing her 'bubble dress' :)
Happy Halloween!!!! Oops, I mean Slutoween.

Mariah Irvin said...

I don't have a Halloween costume :(

I do have an eye patch though, so I may have to get creative.

Jessica said...

I'm nothing because I'm a party pooper. But I will be bringing the pillowcase for my kids' candy. *evil, gluttonous grin*

Gabbi said...

Omgosh... little Jasmine is ADORABLE!! I tried putting a costume on George yesterday, it wasn't pretty and it didn't last on long enough to photograph. :)

Hanako66 said...

lollllllll I love her, she is too cute!

lightning in a bottle said...

i think i'd look rather dorktastic besides these slutty costumes. i'm going as a zombie ;)

ps. jasmine is just the CUTEST!

drollgirl said...

i hate that slutty look on halloween tendency! get a little more creative, LADIES.

sorry if i sound like a fuddy duddy.

snort. word verification is CHEST.

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

Yeah, I don't do slutty. I went as a zombie prom queen.

Crimey said...

True, most costumes for women tend to be sex driven. It never gets old, does it?