I wore my red Stuart Weitzman peep toe pumps today to lunch at 'Potbelly Sandwiches'(delish and Retro FAB!) and to get a snow cone.
They're my favorite shoes cuz they remind me of....
'Candy Apple' colored electric guitars,
Cinnamon gum(which in turn, reminds me of Christmas),
Red Velvet Cake Cupcakes,
Isaphan a la Pierre Herme,
Cherry Red Vintage Cars,
The 'Wild Cherry Album' my mom has - play that funky music, white boy!!,
Gwen Stefani's Lips,
Dorthy's ruby slippers.
"Oh- wait a sec. My shoe is ringing."
"Who is this?"
"For Reals?! Jimmy?"
"Wait. Is this Jimmy Choo or Jimi Hendrix?!"
"Oh. I thought you sounded black...What? You don't like that word? What should I use then? ....Toasted? Okay- You sounded toasted...and baked :) *giggle*
"Oh sorry. I'm just - Why are you calling me through my shoe?"
"...........................Oh. ...I had no idea George Bush's dead relatives were gaining control of the after life AND the Earth by bribing people with Paula Dean dvds........That explains SO much!"
.....He wants to talk to YOU!
...here's the buggin shirt I'm wearing-got it in New Orleans :)
AND - Happy Good Friday everyone...tho I'm not sure if Jesus(say it without a spanish accent-he didn't make Tortillas....that I know of) would call it good since it's a "celebration" of the supposed day he was tortured and killed--slowly. It's always bothered me that we use the cross as a symbol. I mean, I get it- his death and "resurrection" made the faith possible, but the cross is a torure device. If they had dumped boiling oil down his throat to kill him, would we wear buckets of hot oil on our necklaces?!
Oh Well! Everybody eat peeps!!!!
To those of u who are writers----Is it normal for me to spend 5 hours editing ONE chapter?! I wanna know if I'm a freak.